A guy who hangs around bars and attempts to steal other people's girls. He won't do it in front of the guy, but prefers to wait until the guy goes to the restroom or outside to smoke, before he weasels on up and attempts to steal his poon-tang.
by NTNTENPIN June 4, 2011
Get the Tang Weaselmug. A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
by robbie bobbie June 5, 2009
Get the speedy weaselmug. Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.
by CSM April 23, 2005
Get the axing the weaselmug. by AnonymouslyYou August 2, 2018
Get the Diesel Weaselmug. 1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.
by Greg B! November 5, 2007
Get the douche weaselmug. by Dr. Frankfoot June 20, 2010
Get the Tin Weaselmug. Cavia Porcellus (aka Guinea Pig).
Named after their similarity to a weasel after eating alot of pudding.
Named after their similarity to a weasel after eating alot of pudding.
by Porcy Porcellus July 16, 2010
Get the Pudding Weaselmug.