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road weasel

A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.
Did you see that guy just cut you off? What a road weasel!
by pokeyzard August 26, 2009
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pleaser weasel

A person who will glibly and readily agree to do whatever they're asked without any intention of following through. Pleaser weasels will wait until the last minute to come up with a lame excuse or make it so inconvenient for you to hold them to their promise that you tell them to forget it.
Paul is such a pleaser weasel. He agreed to meet me for dinner three different times this week and always stood me up at the last minute with one poor excuse after another.
by lbsutter September 10, 2016
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axing the weasel

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.
When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.
by CSM April 23, 2005
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Diesel Weasel

When you're sat in a car and the vibrations and bumps in the road give your an erection.
Mate, I've got a full-on Diesel Weasel from that drive.
by AnonymouslyYou August 2, 2018
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douche weasel

1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.
Dude, I'm tired of this homework. Shakespeare was such a douche weasel!
by Greg B! November 5, 2007
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Tin Weasel

A sneaky, untrustworthy, ugly, imbread looking person
Ed Mckenzie is a fucking tin weasel
by Dr. Frankfoot June 20, 2010
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Pudding Weasel

Cavia Porcellus (aka Guinea Pig).

Named after their similarity to a weasel after eating alot of pudding.
My pudding weasel is ever hungry.
Damn! My pudding weasel pissed the bed...
by Porcy Porcellus July 16, 2010
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