he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.

*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

by oldmate694life March 7, 2023

Wombat

Used to describe a person WithOut Measurable Brains And Talent

I hate working with James. He’s wombat.

by Cgcarroll2468 March 27, 2023

Hand-to-Hand Wombat

A board game by the developers of Exploding Kittens. Also refers to fights between women.

Friend 1: "Hey whats up? Was just playing Hand-to-Hand Wombat with the gang"
Friend 2: "WHAT?!"

by PLMMJ January 16, 2024

Soggy Wombat

A delicious shot dedicated to the magestic and beautiful wombat when he is in his element, in the midst of summer, rolling in a muddy puddle.

Kahlua, spiced rum/grand mariner (depending on preference) with a baileys float.

Let’s get this party started with some Soggy Wombats

by FaerieKween December 17, 2023

furry wombat

When you have such a hairy bumhole that you have to shave it thus leaving you with the feeling that a wombat has clawed at your anus

fuck man my girl told me i gotta a furry wombat

by Mclovin loves hawaii July 27, 2017

wombat

green flying rodent

The wombat crawled out of it's den.

by Morgana Montroe February 22, 2019

WOMBAT

(Noun) Acronym: Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time. A project that serves no useful purpose. To be a true WOMBAT, it should also be expensive, require a lot of thought, and take a long time.

We rented equipment to dig holes, and wound up spending days filling them back in. If any of us had any smarts, this would have been a total WOMBAT.

by sidhe3141 February 14, 2019