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Maria Withdrawal 

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.
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Maria Withdrawal 

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.

Yos Withdrawal

Symptoms that occur when yos isn’t present for any period of time
I haven’t spoken to yos and 3 hours now i have Yos withdrawal
Yos Withdrawal by kkobe November 24, 2022

Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) 

A condition characterized by a lack of interest or reluctance to participate in group activities or interact with friends when Armando, a key member of the group, is absent.
Friend: "Hey, let's play Overwatch!"
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."

huda withdrawal

When you do not see a female named Huda for an extended period of time, you begin to develop severe "Huda Withdrawal Symptoms". These include loss of appetite, confusion, depression, oversleeping or lack of sleep, fatigue, irritability, and irreversible psychological trauma.
Symptoms worsen over time, and may be chronic if the lack of Huda persists. The only known cure is to hangout with the person again.
My life feels incomplete and I hate everything. I think I am beginning to develop Huda Withdrawal because I have not seen her in over a week.
huda withdrawal by dhosjoe March 26, 2023

Wonka Withdrawal 

The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone
Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda

Caleb Withdrawal 

Having withdrawal-like symptoms from your super hunky boyfriend.
I miss you. I’m having Caleb withdrawals 😫”

“I don’t feel well, I think I’m experiencing Caleb withdrawals.”