Choose a winner

Doesn't work, Never works, It will never work.

Choose a winner

by quartz89_alt March 18, 2022

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winnerer

'im a winner' - person 1
'well im a winnerer' - person 2
'i dont think thats a word' person 1
'me neither but i guess it is now' - person 2
'you cant just make up words' - person 1
'why not? every word is made up' - person 2
'true' - person 1
'winnerer' - person 2

by boulderpoo August 21, 2021

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winner winner vegan dinner

Literally, it’s vegans celebrating... but with dinner!

Winner winner vegan dinner! There’s more than two options on the menu for me!

by It’sbradthevegan! February 28, 2021

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Homeschool Winner

home school win ner

for pete's sake he is not evil where the heck did you get that Idea? stupid head.

by rondell August 20, 2003

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Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

by Studs Lonigan III December 06, 2024

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