Vertical lips

A girl's pussy

Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me.
Guy 2: Then why are you so cheerful

Guy 1: I banged on her sister's vertical lips

by The Real 455H0L3 June 1, 2024

vertical snuff

Looking down staircases to spot feminine necklines and paps

Lets go vertical snuffing! Word up! Lets go, we will spot the hottest paps!

by Vertico March 9, 2018

verticality

Pronouced (vur te kal it e)

Defining and object or persons' possition on the vertical axis or lack there of.

The opposite of horizontality.

Lewstar is a spun3 who fell over. His verticality is z3ro.

by MkY January 9, 2006

Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009

Vertically Challenged

Very short; without much physical height

My brother is very vertically challenged.

by Dusty Divot June 1, 2018

Vertical

Used in phrases like, "going vertical" or "straight up vertical" as an allusion to going all in on a situation or something being awesome.
Also a in reference to slitting wrists vertically as this drastically increases chances of death.

Oren: Did you see Sahalo hit that 50/50?

Sage: Ya! That shit was straight vertical!

by TurdHazz April 1, 2017

Vertical Motion

the action of bouncing on someone's shit

Brake gave David vertical motion.

by Bill Edmonson April 25, 2023