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Vanessa

Person 1: Of course she’s in the way, she’s a Vanessa.
by DontDoDruga April 9, 2022
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Vanessa

Vanessa is either the chick you hate like the plague or the funniest girl that you'll always want to be around. There's almost no in-between. If she's your friend, she's often a dumb bitch that you love till the ends of the earth. She's funny, and sweet, but she'll most probably be tired of your shenanigans after a while.
"Is that Vanessa?"
"Yeah, i hate that bitch."

"Hi nessaaaaaa"
"Shut up,"
by That one ugly mf May 21, 2022
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Vanessa

Vanessa is a good friend, but she is sometimes quite annoying. She spills your haribos all over the floor and bullies you because you're stupid. She also likes Snoopy and enjoys playing games on poki.
Vanessa likes snoopy
by nons3ns3 January 16, 2023
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Vanessa_crossing

Vanessa_crossing is a streamer who visits cursed animal crossing islands and has a pet cat named Sage even though Sage doesn't like her very much. She also doesn't read cheat clearly so her brain starts to fry up till she starts mumbling words. But other than that she is very kind.
by Thekittycatsage January 31, 2023
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vanesa

this girl is the smelliest furry ever. she dresses in fur clothing and has a tail coming out of her ass. she barks and hisses at people when she’s mad and does backflips for treats.
her dream is to be in dhar mann and act as a dog and bark the so you see line and officially make it in the furry community
on top of that she calls herself emo asf she listens to slow versions of songs and has a side part and only talks to animals .
her fave food is her toe nails specifically w salt for nice flavour and fave drink is pickle juice + piss and she sucks on her toes for flavour too
she sleeps on her head w her legs up on the air and levitates whenever she farts.
person 1 : who’s most likely to go bald by the age of 10
person 2: vanesa already is balding
by spooky___ April 7, 2023
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fat vanessa

:)
by HLGGDSGSJ;DFP9G7SI[DPKOFG/ April 20, 2018
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Venomous Vanessa

Ew jess you're such a Venomous Vanessa
by Cvinker June 14, 2019
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