those basic bitches, mostly freshman, who claim their messy buns are effortless, with an additional four scrunchies on their wrists with no intention of putting them in their hair, tube tops, shell necklaces, birkenstocks, and, of course, and oversized hydro flask because #stayhydrated. Can be identified as well from hearing constant “and i oops” and “skskskskssksksk”
by truthhurtslol August 17, 2019

A STUPID BITCH WHO PISSES PEOPLE OFF. vsco girls will usually have all of the following:
•hydroflask
•shell choker
•scrunchies
•a bad attitude
And will constantly say sksksks and I oop-
WARNING: do not approach a vsco girl, they have mind powers and will turn you into one
•hydroflask
•shell choker
•scrunchies
•a bad attitude
And will constantly say sksksks and I oop-
WARNING: do not approach a vsco girl, they have mind powers and will turn you into one
Vsco girl: omg Veronica is that a new scrunching?! Sksksksks
Veronica: yes, sksksks
Vsco girl: and I oop-
Veronica: yes, sksksks
Vsco girl: and I oop-
by Fried pasta on a Sunday night August 21, 2019

A strange sub-species of humans, predominantly female. Almost always found wearing a puka shell necklace, multiple scrunchies, a tube top, and shoes like crocs, vans, or Birkenstocks. Wild vsco girls will almost always be caught carrying a hydroflask. If you were to witness a vsco girl drop a hydroflask, you would notice the strange call of distress you would hear; and I oop-. If you hear this, beware, because this call almost always attracts more vsco girls. However, the most dangerous aspect of this odd species is their unique and headache-inducing mating call. If you are approached by a vsco girl who proceeds to vocalize this: sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
Girl: yesterday Zoe dropped her hydro flask and said and I oop-
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
by Superbasicwhitegirl September 22, 2019

A basic girl who follows the trends. Normally has lots of friendship bracelets, a hydroflask, Birkenstock’s , vans, crocs, a pearl choker, a puka shell choker, a Polaroid, wears oversized t shirts or tube tops, and wears a lot of scrunchies.
by SmartieParty August 15, 2019

The dumb tiktok girls who wear scrunchies, puka shells and oversized shirts. And are especially clingy and annoying. Stay away from them.
by Taco toe September 7, 2019

An annoying ass hoe who walks around in oversized shirts, pucka whatever necklace, a whole fucking hydro flask and says “sksksk and I oop and I oop😗”
by notoscariaaac September 13, 2019

a girl that is an annoying bitch. most vsco girls have a oversized t-shirt or sweatshirt, normally have scrunchies, they most likely wear Vans. and don't forget they have that fucking Hydro flask to complete the annoying ass look. they also say statements like sksksksksks and and i oop- also save the turtles
by u bettr sutp September 27, 2019
