by Sigarpill July 12, 2017
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Get the Unicorn mug.When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
by ashley June 16, 2003
Get the unicorn mug.To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.
Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"
Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"
Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.
by A Nighthawks Odd Term June 8, 2012
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If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.
by mandythewombat October 22, 2015
Get the Unicorn mug.A term used by straight couples on the verge of a breakup to describe an individual who would be willing to enter a threesome with them. Named a “unicorn” as it’s rare someone would be willing to enter that volatile mess of a relationship.
“Hey did you hear? Stacy and Mark went on Tinder to look for a unicorn to try to save their dying relationship!”
“Do you think it’ll work?”
“Nope!”
“Ugh, I went on a dating app to look for a relationship but all I’m getting is straight couples looking for a unicorn!”
“Do you think it’ll work?”
“Nope!”
“Ugh, I went on a dating app to look for a relationship but all I’m getting is straight couples looking for a unicorn!”
by Peculiar-Person September 27, 2020
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