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um

COULD be used as an abbreviation for Urmom.
Person 1: Did you actually have seggs with that girl
Person 2: um
Person 1: omg he actually did it rofl
Person 2: um = urmom, also I did not
by I was taken June 26, 2021
mugGet the ummug.

uh ums

I am tired of buying jeans just to find out they uh ums when I reach for my pockets
by Ya ya k August 22, 2020
mugGet the uh umsmug.

Um

Word of choice for people too stupid to speak English properly.
I um went to my friends and ummm… wow I am dUMb.
by Pandanator95 June 1, 2025
mugGet the Ummug.

id and um

Your probably doing that trend on Tik Tok where you “REMOVE THE FIRST AND LAST LETTER FROM YOUR NAME” ..I think you did Skid and Pump.
Lol ok I admit I tried it but what- “ID AND UM”
by Senpai_xml_spirit_xml October 16, 2021
mugGet the id and ummug.

cheeze ums

It is white it tastes like cheese, good girls swallow, it can only come from stroking the dick back and forth
" in my the face harder , just pullout I don't have birth control". CHEEZE UMS
by Hey my name is big john January 3, 2017
mugGet the cheeze umsmug.

Um... Could you repeat the question?

You know those were my questions, right? That made you look like and idiot that doesn't know what he's talking about. It was me.
Derp "Um... Could you repeat the question?"

Hym "No. I don't think I will. But you're conflating the term 'Anti-Vaxxer' with 'the people who didn't want to get the covid vaccine' and you're doing it either because your don't know there's a distinction (so you're ignorant) OR you DO know there's a difference and you're dishonest. Or both. An ignorant liar. There were people who KNEW that it wasn't as bad as SOME PEOPLE were lead to believe. And NOW, we KNOW that YOUR SIDE... WAS WRONG. You were militant in your ignorance. You blindly and without anything thought or discernment did what you were told (like a fucking Nazi), castigated the people WHO WE KNOW KNOW WERE CORRECT, and instead of contrition what we get from you is an attempt to memory-hole what actually happened. You claim is the WE DIDN'T KNOW. We COULDN'T have known. NO ONE CAN KNOW ANYTHING, APPARENTLY. Except people DID know. They were CORRECT and YOU were WRONG. You didn't lose your friends and family to Q-Anon. You lost your friends and family to your own self-righteous epistemological supremacy delusion. You THOUGHT you knew and then you finger-wagged everyone who disagreed with you. And YOU were WRONG. Everyone you tried to SHAME knew you were wrong as you were shaming them. You. Are. A. Dumb. And. Bad. Person. Who. Does. Not. Like. A. Thing. I. Said. That. Whore. Is. Wrong. To. Fuck. That. Retard. And. That. Retard. Is. ALSO. A. Dumb. Bad. Cry-Baby. Liar. Bad. You're bad. I'm good."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2023
mugGet the Um... Could you repeat the question?mug.

Rig um up

The desperate request by mountain dwellers to reveal your breasts
Rig um up.....excuse me??? You heard me, Rig um up!!! Rack um up, tighten up
by torismom73@gmail.com August 13, 2018
mugGet the Rig um upmug.

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