twitter

noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".

twitter is the new taint.

by icrackmeup August 12, 2011

Twitter

Donald Trump's playground.

Kid 1: Dude, I just found this super cool playground called "Twitter," We should totally go some time.
Kid 2: yeah that sounds epic

Parents everywhere: Alright, kids but if you go make sure to beware the citrus man.

by Lotus 2.0 December 10, 2020

Twitter

Twitter is a "social" media website that, although claiming to be pro free speech, is mostly filled with alt left and alt right trolls. Founded in 2004, Twitter became a breeding ground for the two party establishment, filled with far left trolls ready to cancel out other users and far right trolls bragging about how "superior" the white race is(really, it isn't).

Twitter is part of the big social media alliance, a group of anti libertarian, anti free speech,and anti free will social media websites.

DON'T USE TWITTER!

by Libertypedia May 22, 2023

Twitter

A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!

Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'

by Alexander_Banks November 7, 2011

Twitter

A hellhole filled with gays and dream stans. Do anything on there and you will be cancelled.

Man 1: I use twitter
Man 2: wtf ew

by KAINEBLoX November 24, 2021

Twitter

the piece of skin between your balls and asshole

BobbyT - Lick my Twitter

by isnbrg9 January 8, 2009

twitter

a group of blonds in a bar.

last night mark had scored a twitter

by Aaliyah tidious February 10, 2009