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Tuxedos

Something people don't notice until they haven't been around for a while, kind of like globe chandeliers.
It must have been the tuxedos that kept Mister Kelly's alive when it was alive. Some people always want change and transformation, now there is no more place like it, thanks to change and the people that demand it all the time.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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Arabian tuxedo

When you wear a Minions-tshirt paired with SpongeBob-pants. Perfect for when you can’t decide between minion or da bob fo’ today.
What are you wearing? This is my mothers funeral…”

What do you mean? I’m all dressed up in my Arabian tuxedo”
by CarrotsOfThePiratbean April 23, 2025
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Equinox Tuxedo

To wear the same colored, or matching, sweat pants and sweatshirt. Not to be confused with a jumpsuit but also known as an Alaskan Tuxedo.
"He was wearing Common Projects sneakers with gray sweatpants and a matching gray sweatshirt -- he's wearing an Equinox Tuxedo"
by Equinox Tuxedo May 30, 2014
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Tuxedo Button-up

When you cum on a women in a line up her stomach so that it looks like a button-up shirt. Then dress for and attend a formal dinner or dance without wiping it off, with her wearing suit instead of a dress.
Guy 1: Dude you have to try the tuxedo button-up with you girlfriend!
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.
by Beeksteer25 March 12, 2025
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Tuxedo Cam

Tuxedo Cam is the god of YouTube. He's the greatest player at Roblox.
by Tuxedo_Cam November 28, 2022
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Saggy Tuxedo

Saggy Tuxedo is a sex act between a man and a women that is done while the man is wearing a tuxedo, most often after a wedding or a funeral. During sex, the man will pull his penis out of the woman and spray himself with his own semen
"What did you do with Brianna after the wedding?"
"Took her home and have her the ol' Saggy Tuxedo."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."
by Poop_eater2 December 5, 2020
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European Tuxedo

Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.
Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"
by Vale Beleren July 30, 2022
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