Tulipaphobia

Latin translation for turban is 'tulipa'

Tulipaphobia - An irrational fear of turbans in general and/or turban wearing people

You know, you could be suffering from a severe case of Tulipaphobia, if you think there are people wearing turbans outside your house.

by Tulipaphobic April 23, 2011

tulislit

(too-lee-slit) - The urethra of your penis.

I am not going to pass this kidney stone through my tulislit!

by Johnsonwhite June 2, 2011

Tulipmaniac

TULIPMANIAC (noun) Tiresome TV-pundit, media-victim or Twitter troll who barely understands Bitcoin and thinks that a blockchain is a part of a bicycle. Thinks that a six-month speculative bubble nearly 400 years ago involving a flower is somehow comparable to the greatest paradigm shifting technology since the invention of the wheel. Tulipmaniacs tend to fall into several categories:

1) Aging computer illiterates and tech luddites (often with PhDs) unable to retire due to their dismal investment track record.

2) The cretinized bison who graze upon mainstream media foder, whose research into Bitcoin, at best, stretches to a twenty-second glance at the opening paragraph of ‘Speculative Bubbles’ in Wikipedia, subsequently rehashed a million times in comments sections or on social media.
3) Dullard TV presenters and dollar lobbyists suffering from Stockholm syndrome who genuinely believe in a monetary system that is simultaneously fleecing them with currency debasement, NIRP and hefty fees.
4) Nocoiners.

Tulipmaniacs tend to be snivelling paupers. They may live off either FED stimulus or be paid by media groups in turn funded by dodgy right-wing oligarchs. They are tenacious weeds that will cling to a flower (or the US dollar) even when it’s on an exponential downward death spiral.

'That Jim Rickards is such a tulipmaniac, always banging on about #bitcoin being in a bubble.'

by MikiP December 10, 2017

tulip plucker

A person who takes the virginity of a female

Yeah man, that guy is a tulip plucker... always hookin' up with the freshman

by Zephyr919 June 3, 2018

Tullisism

When you make up new versions of words or famous phrases because your education level is poor. Instead of looking up the word you garble through it or alter it.

Did you hear that Tullisism? He called it Eth-No-City?!? What fucking State is that in?

Another damn Tullisism...he said "Well that's like the black pot calling the kettle up" whatttttt?

He totally speaks in Tullisisms...he just said " I don't know the guy wanted to be anomimus. You know not say his name."

Tullisism: "I need some alauminumnum foil"

by [e-mail] June 18, 2018

Tulip

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Tulip is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well. Named tulip because a vagina has 2 lips.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Tulip! Like, how totally embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

tulip oil

Tulip oil is the equivalent of pussy juice, specifically indicating the lips of said pussy. Term used in social situations to mask nsfw conversations

This chick was so wet, she was oozing tulip oil.

by Lickemhardjames July 28, 2018