tube connector

adj. A term used to describe one who connects computers to the internet.

Derived from Ted Stevens' speech of Net Neutrality, in which he referred to the internet as "not something you just dump something on", he called it, "a series of tubes!".
1. Subjective Case, ie. "Paul is a tube connector, he's studying networking at BCIT."
2. Verb Case, ie. "Hurry, connect the tubes!"
by Wolfin_ June 09, 2007
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estusheary tube

is your tainted esophagus, the passage of air to your brain
When I took that last bong hit i think i ruptured my estusheary tube! -Don't blow yer estusheary tube... dude
by JAXN March 30, 2008
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Beef tube

This guy likes to shove his beef tube up another guys ass.
by Mrsawesome872 January 09, 2017
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tube envy

A viral disorder, usually among men, that causes obsession with someone else's television. Characterized by longing for the latest technology, tube envy can cause unplanned visits to appliance stores, resulting in custom home theatre installation and unexplained jock itch. While spreading slowly, this disorder can propagate through entire subdivisions in one football season. An unexpected side effect is increased discussion of Oprah brought on by the female. There is no cure, but purchase avoidance begins with vigorous outdoor exercise.
Caught the Tigers game at Aaron's -- that 40-inch screen gave me a case of TUBE ENVY. See you at the mall.
by Dr. Funkenbass October 25, 2006
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Man Tube

"Holy hieroglyphics Batman! You're man tube is sextactular!"
by dr. gigantor December 24, 2011
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down the tubes

Popular UK expression, especially 20 or thirty years ago = when your life or a situation is fast deteriorating or going rapidly downhill

Tubes = probably has its origins in toilet tubes or pipes
We were good at first but our relationship is going down the tubes

Our season has gone totally down the tubes and looks like we'll be relegated
by notquitepatrick February 21, 2020
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tube rattler

When a female is aroused in such a fashion that her fallopian tubes begins to vibrate and shake enough to produce a audible sound.
My girlfriend saw the notebook with Ryan Gosseling. Such a tube rattler.

My buddy surprised his girlfriend with a romantic home cooked meal for their anniversary. Ya her tubes are rattling.
by the tube rattler January 03, 2014
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