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A Slovakian traffic cone

by Mmkks November 4, 2022

Happy Traffic CD

A particular compilation CD (mixed tape-esque) that was scientifically formulated to reduce stress if listened to while in heavy traffic or all out jams.

Happy Traffic CD Track List:

1. "Ants Marching" - Dave Mathews Band
2. "Flagpole Sitta" - Harvey Danger
3. "My Own Worst Enemy" - Lit
4. "Rockin' the Suburbs" - Ben Folds
5. "Amsterdam" - Guster
6. "The Impression That I Get" - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
7. "Lay Down Sally" - Eric Clapton
8. "Stuck in the Middle With You" - Steve Miller Band
9. "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" - The Beatles
10. "Down To Earth" - Barenaked Ladies
11. "I Love Music" - Flunk
12. "No Rain" - Blind Melon
13. "Draggin' the Line" - R.E.M.
14. "Imitosis" - Andrew Bird
15. "Jimi Thing" - Dave Mathews Band
16. "Viva La Vida" - Coldplay
17. "I'm Yours" - Jason Mraz
18. "The Way I Am" - Ingrid Michaelson

by X (of XO) October 27, 2008

Air Traffic Controller

similar to a wingman, an air traffic controller will help a fellow lad get a girl, `the big difference between a wingman and an air traffic controller, the air traffic controller will not engage with the girl, also the air traffic controller will help the lad with any problems that may arise in the lads pulling process.

"Here comes Lucy's ex." "oh, he will be a total cockblock to greg, he has been trying to get Lucy all night." "Don't worry, I will be his Air traffic controller and distract him."

by RG69 January 10, 2013

Ghost Traffic

When you're driving slowly through traffic and then it suddenly clears up, no crash, no event, the traffic just starts mysteriously moving again.

I was late stuck in ghost traffic on the Hwy 17

by Deric Horn June 18, 2016

Traffic Jam

When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly Poo Stew you created.

That bitch wouldn't stop crying after I gave her a Traffic Jam.

by CreamyCummy July 6, 2011

traffic jamming

When you're stuck in traffic listening to the radio and you notice the car next to you listening to the same station. You both roll down your windows and start jamming.

I rolled up next to a guy in traffic today listening to the same song on the radio, so I rolled down the window and we started traffic jamming.

by chuckgregory February 24, 2010

Traffuck

When you can't get somewhere because the traffic is horrible.

"Sorry I'll be late for poker, dude, I'm in horrible traffuck."

by GooGuyGooGuy September 8, 2013