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Conspiracy Mule

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules
I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset
by Porg009 January 14, 2024
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A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
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Conspiracy

Legally: Two or more people disscussing how they will commit a crime
Police target: would you just kill me please? Undercover cop reply you are under arrest for soliciting another person to enter into a conspiracy to commit murder FINALLY got you scum! Target: "Come on it is just an expression! Are you really that lame? Cop: tell it to the jury dirtbag Your going DOWN!" But we'll drop the conspiracy charge if you testify against your mother and sons ...don't worry we'll tell yas what to say"
by Dougie Quick February 20, 2015
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Elon Conspiracy

The words you are saying do not represent what is actually taking place.
Hym "Which makes you complicit in the Elon conspiracy. The soon these progressive freaks get exposed for lying the better it will be for the people for whom they purport to advocate. That isn't what's happening. You likely know that isn't what's happening. So, why are you choosing to be complicit? BREEDER DICTATORSHIP! He is lying to preserve the breeder dictatorship and they are sacrificing everything to make to so."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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Conspiracy Theorist

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government

Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself
by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023
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