to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.

I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!

by CmdBanana June 10, 2024

Wombat

The manliest animal alive. Native to Australia, the wombat is a are ferocious, apex predator that is capable of moving at 69 miles per hour, and even faster while flying. They feed on a diet of crocodiles, kangaroos, and human babies.

Oh fuck, is that a wombat? We are all doomed...

by PapaWombat 69 June 8, 2020

Gully wombat

To knock someone out with a single punch

James: "I saw Josh Warrington once at headingley stadium, I thought he was going to gully wombat me"

"Did you see that fight last night?"
"Yeah, he gave him a right gully wombat"

by Mhlds March 24, 2021

Wombatism

The Godly group on discord where the members wear a wombat Profile picture which is a wombat and put their about me to "Join Wombatism" each member has a giant pp and a big brain

convert to wombatism or I blow up this whole building

by Wombatism January 3, 2022

he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.

*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

by oldmate694life March 7, 2023

Wombated

When someone puts their ass in another persons face when they are sleeping.

Gio: "Did you see that Jeff wombated Dominick???"

Aaron: "YEAH! Is that why Joe went up to the front of the bus to distract the driver so he wouldn't be able to see what's going on?"

by really_big_dick August 9, 2010

wombat wings

Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.

Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."

by Broskiii December 3, 2009