misty twister

when one urinates during a game of twister

"We were having fun together as a family, right up until grandma pulled a misty twister on all of us"

by capriciouscorvid November 8, 2023

testy twister

Much like a titty twister, a testy twister is when you twist someone's balls to prove your dominance

don't threaten my titties or I'll give you a testy twister

by mr twister phd May 29, 2019

knife twister

One who kicks another while they are down. A person who latches onto another's insecurities and makes them feel worse.

Did you hear what Brittany said to that homeless guy about his life sucking - that was a real knife twister.

Man, Brittany is a real knife twister.

by Giles Rich April 30, 2011

jewish twister

when a man and a woman or man engage in anal intercourse and the man or woman spins on the penis

me and sonja had a go at the jewish twister last night and my willy got a bit messy

by mad_dog_adrian69 July 19, 2017

twister biscuit

A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.

"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."

by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017

The Russian Twister

A dance move involving Vladimir Putin.

Adam: Hey, do you know how to do The Russian Twister?
Caleb: Oh yeah, its where Vladimir Putin-deez nuts in your mouth.

by ligmaballllls August 28, 2018

Trenton Twister

A sexual act that involves a family member and a bottle of Mt. Dew. One person takes a large gulp of Mt. Dew and gets on top. While riding, the person then begins to rotate on the dick and starts spitting out the Mt. Dew.

Richard Jones sighed when Pitman asked him what happened to the trailer park. “Damn Trenton Twister.....no survivors” said Jones.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020