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turk the guy

turk the guy that likes banana also a staff member for being very smart and hot turk also likes bananas if you didnt know and epic
turk the guy and i like bananas

turk the guy is epic
by RiftOfDrift April 16, 2021
mugGet the turk the guymug.

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to so many that even most educated people with a PhD cannot make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Bear with me. I feel like I just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma March 11, 2013
mugGet the neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turkmug.

camp turk

an asshole of a place were only dumbasses go.
tommy my mom is forcing me to go to camp turk!
by peacebuggy123 March 21, 2010
mugGet the camp turkmug.

ahiska turk

the best turks out there, best weddings, best songs, and best dances. its also a place in georgia near russia, and it the ahiska turks theres people like smada and etc.
did you hear, shes an ahiska turk, her lifestyle is soooooo cool
by volleyball kiz January 11, 2022
mugGet the ahiska turkmug.

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma January 3, 2013
mugGet the neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turkmug.

Turk

One who is unaware but aware at the same time and cabbage. TURK, TURKEY
by Gzuned March 9, 2021
mugGet the Turkmug.

turk jerk

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.
Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
by Argan02 August 19, 2016
mugGet the turk jerkmug.

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