LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.

intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!

by cookme December 25, 2010

Polishing the Badge

Prolonged ass licking

Your Mom was really polishing the badge last nigth. I've never felt so fresh.

by Razor 6 January 17, 2012

Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.

we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet

by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020

polishing the apple

Trying to win someone's favor.

This is a slang term or idiom that originated in the early 20th Century.

You could probably get a salary bump by polishing the apple a little more with your boss.

by goldeneyedmomma June 7, 2017

Polish Exit

Similar to an Irish Exit. To leave a bar or party without people noticing but wit the exception of letting a select few know via a whisper in the ear or sneaky text message. This is mostly done out of courtesy so members of the party do not think you died or got lost.

Did Jess just Irish exit on us, what a bitch?
Oh no, she just made a Polish exit, I just got a text letting me know she left.

by G-MoneyBagz May 25, 2020

Polish Barbecue

100 men are all lined up in a circle, facing the man in front of him's back, all turned at 3.6 degrees. (To make the full circle). Each man is butt fucking the man in front of him and is being butt fucked by the man behind him.

Did you hear that Bobby got invited to a Polish Barbecue last month? He just found out he has gonorrhea.

by why_is_every_handle_taken September 27, 2017

polish cunt

A love filled fwendship between a polish kid and fadnams

what a polish cunt

by fadnams November 22, 2019