dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

i hate having dish issues

by Sexydimma September 23, 2016

You are an issue

You are an issue is an insult that was created in the practices of the musical 13. Kendra and Charlotte battled it out with insults and then Charlotte threw out you are an issue and won the arguement.

“ well thats stupid” - kendra
“well you are an issue” -Charlotte

by char.char.13musical July 15, 2019

no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"

Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic

by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019

relax the issue

A non-confrontational device to make your final contribution to a strand of argument. The counterpart of "raising an issue".

"After having raised the point of budget revisions, Jim wanted to get on with other business so he relaxed the issue by alluding to maintaining the integrity of the project cycle."
"Well, it seems we are not going to see eye-to-eye on this so I want to relax the issue by saying just look at article number five."

by Vatu November 28, 2019

lit issue

some lit ass sex with the person u least expect

aye bruh lisa wit the big nose gave me my lit issue yesterday shit was bangin

by kobracharmer April 19, 2018

Skill issue

Skill issue is a word used whenever someone is awful at something you, yourself are better at.

"Michał has such a fucking skill issue, bro couldn't even close a door"
"He can't hit shit lmfao"

by CummanderDuck June 14, 2022

Dead the issue

Let something go; forget about it

I kept telling her to leave ole dude alone but she wouldn’t listen so I had to dead the issue

by Yomommasbihh January 8, 2022