yeast infection

What happens when you don't brush your teeth before doing oral.

Sarah got a yeast infection because of her boyfriend's poor hygiene.

by fagatron92 February 16, 2018

Yeast infection

When your crotch hurty

Debrah says “I have a terrible yeast infection” Tookie says “doesn’t that mean your crotch hurty I got it from urban dictionary”

by Toribeoudi June 10, 2018

Yeast Infection

Wipe front to back or else you get the yeast infection and no one wants that

Do it the right way or else you get a yeast infection

by Emojiguy May 29, 2019

fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.

"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"

by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024

Toe infection

Connor might have to get his toe cut off!!!

Connor’s toe infection is wild!!!

by Not bubble guys March 02, 2022

police infection

The police won't leave you alone

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection

by Caroooootako February 27, 2016

staff infection

A contagion-caused illness transmitted to you by the personnel at a business-establishment.

Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018