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Zach

A lonely lonely 12 year old who is in love with his best friend Kayla. He is unhappy. Dumb. Unattractive to all, except the flies. He has a very small penis. And is a virgin.
GOSH THAT ZACH KID IS SO LAME.
by ZACHSBFF4EVA July 1, 2011
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Zach

Zach, a really nice guy that loves to eat pizza is very stubborn and he is very handsome. He has a really nice haircut and he likes to text girls. Zach also never gives up
My son zach
by Zach Hallett November 21, 2016
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zach

1 a skater
2 a bitch

3 sociopath
4 me
5 gay surfer
6 pulls up his pants past his waist and dances like a faggot
male: did u see zach today!!!!
female: yea he pulled up his pants at the park today
male: i no thats not hot
by mooning fat men May 23, 2010
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Zach

n. An irritation usually formed by removing a boil; a festering wound.
Why am I limping? Well, I've got this nasty Zach right under my little toe.
by zharl September 11, 2010
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zach

It is not actually the same name as zack.
The ch in this version of the name must actually be pronounced like the ch at the end of hatch.
Therefore anyone spelling their name Zach instead of Zack should actually be called Za-chh.
Hi! I'm Zach.
Are you really... or are you a Za-chh?
by MonkeyClown October 3, 2007
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Zach

Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.

Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019
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zach

A nice, kind caring guy, he can easily punch someone and knock them out but never would hit a girl. He is caring, sweet and easy to fall for. He has a kind personality and worries if someone is mad at him and doesn't like to have drama. he's very sweet and caring but also very independent. He likes to stay in shape and has an amazing smile. His brown eyes and hair are to die for.
Zach is perfect for me!
by MashaToka December 15, 2018
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