crusty trombone

a rusty trombone except the "mouthpiece" is exceptionally dirty

she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.

by hot karl August 11, 2003

rusty trombone

giving a girl anal and her anus starts bleeding while you're queefing

i had to wash myself after giving her a rusty trombone

by pft jordan August 10, 2006

Texas Trombone

The act of inserting the barrel of a shotgun into one's own asshole, then taking it out and proceeding to masturbate while licking the shit off of it.

I heard The Texas Trombone Ensemble is playing at George W's birthday party this year.

by Mr. Whammy April 5, 2007

Tampa Trombone

When the gentleman is on all fours and the "other party" is licking and blowing air into the asshole while pulling down on the nuts and jerking the cock (in a forward motion).

"Bro...my chick came up behind me the other day when I wasn't looking, pushed me down and gave me a stellar Tampa Trombone. Nice...."

by Anne Rowanberry December 27, 2011

Tushka Trombone

When a large country girl with extreme flatulence performs oral on a shorter cowboy with small western boots on.

"Hey Austin, did big Lisa just give that runt a Tushka Trombone?"

by Methgator August 24, 2019

shiny trombone

during sex when a girl ejaculates and the guy pulls out and it's all shiny with cum

"Dude you should have seen this chick, she gave me the best shiny trombone ever"

by godsflesh January 20, 2008

trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011