Ryan

That guy who's pretty much as rad as it gets. Down to rave on days that end in -y. Proficient with the fidget spinner. Always has fresh memes on deck. Constantly yearns for the sickest monitor setup in all the land. Even his pets radiate an aura of overall coolness. If you know a Ryan, you know that a guy with this much style can make Han Solo look like Steve Urkel.

Person 1: Hey are you coming to my party on Saturday?
Person 2: I dunno brotato chip, is Ryan gonna be there?
Person 1: I dunno Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean; I haven't asked him yet.
Person 2: Man, you know the party doesn't start until Ryan shows up.

by liltree November 30, 2017

Ryan

A very sexy guy with a lot of sex to go around

That guy I had sex with last night is such a Ryan

by Sexyladthatfuckedulastnight March 8, 2018

Ryan

An immature boy with a large sense of humor. Very popular but very dirty minded.

*OML, Ryan just said the weirdest thing!"
"He's such a Ryan!"

by OTAKUBTS March 11, 2018

RYAN

The best basketball player on the team is a great passer has an amazing passion for the game and is overall AWESOME

Ryan is so good at basketball I want to be just like him

by Poop butt butt poop February 1, 2018

Ryan

Copy’s everyone’s joke. Waffles about nothing anybody cares about.Short.SPOILT

Ahhhh he’s so annoying, it’s because he’s a Ryan

by IKilleddonaldtrump December 3, 2019

RYAN

A NIGGA I WANT TO MURDERRR. THIS NIGGA CANT GET MORE FUCKING ANNOYYYINNGGGGGGG. IMMA KILL THIS NIGGGAAAAAAAA

IMMA MURDER RYANS GODDAMN FAMILY.

by Your daddy Kidd December 5, 2019

Ryan

Crackhead. Like he might do drugs. Or he drank two megatons of coffee

RUN ITS RYAN
REEEEE

by NotoriousTable April 15, 2020