Pittsburgh Toilet

A fully-functioning toilet set in a highly visible and public area.

She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.

by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 5, 2022

Pittsburgh Muffler

When one has a wet fart while receiving a rim job.

We were having a good time until she Pittsburgh mufflered me in the mouth

by Fireman100000 December 14, 2018

Pittsburgh roulette

n. The game where you are never sure of the amount of pressure needed to make the ketchup/catsup come out of the squeeze bottle dispenser. Too little pressure, and no ketchup/catsup comes out. Too much (or sometimes just the right amount) and you end up with 2 ounces/60 grams of ketchup/catsup on your burger/hot dog/kielbasa/self.

So named due to the United States' largest ketchup/catsup manufacturer and maker of the squeeze bottles in question being Heinz Foods, based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US.

Person 1: "Why do you have ketchup/catsup all over you?"
Person 2: "I lost a rousing game of Pittsburgh roulette."

by Picksburgh Pete May 3, 2018

Pittsburgh Potter

The term refers to the act of a man making a BM on a toilet while having sex.

Dude, last night I had a Pittsburgh Potter followed by a one-wipper...damn right it was a good night

by tominateK May 2, 2011

pittsburgh weedwacker

During sexual intercourse just prior to ejaculation, the male partner pulls out his appendage and proceeds to whip it around in a weedwacker type motion spraying the ejaculatory fluid around the room.

JIm: how was your night last night chris?

Chris: Damn, I was Candice last night and hit her with the Pittsburgh weedwacker again. She has quite the mess to clean up.

by Slick silly October 14, 2020

Pittsburgh model

Pittsburgh model is the term used when referring to ugly Pittsburgh girls who ridiculously pose in horrible clothing or nude and usually pay photographers to take their photos and then call it modeling. Many times teen mothers. Many solicit services in lieu of fees.

She’s not a real model, just another dime a dozen Pittsburgh model.

by AntwatDodson March 25, 2020

Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023