Owens

The female version of Alan from the Hangover (a retard)

or someone who use's excessive fake tan.

You see that girl Lucy, she's such a retard....what an Owens.

by L Pegs April 29, 2010

Owen

Superior Christian child, incapable of masturbation. Many think that he is the new son of the Lord. His knowledge is spread to the people through his beautiful bowl-cut.

LMAO, he's such an OWEN (Virgin).

by JuanINCH May 28, 2019

Owen

The gay frog who jumped on a person and killed his whole family also he may of raped a tadpole. It also massacred its penis because it enlarged at the wrong time in church.

That man is such an Owen

by ProYo July 4, 2019

owen

The most cocky and pretentious douche you will ever meet. Uses adjectives such as "sick" to describe himself. Commonly refers to himself as a Frat God or "Frat af." Tries to act hard but is actually really soft and is easily whipped by females. Only wears basic clothing items like vineyard vines, frockets, sperrys, and polo, as well as the typical swooshed up douche hair style.

Ugh, that guy is such an Owen.

by lilvickivert March 5, 2017

Owen

an arrogant and selfish individual who oftens seeks attention. likes to start fights for no reason, and often gets violent or makes inappropriate jokes. slacks at work and has no respect for those around. avoid at all costs.

that boy is such an owen

by Phoenixz September 11, 2011

Owen

This is a name that is most commonly given to someone who has homosexual tendencies. They probally like other men and are in general, gay

Guy 1: Hey Owen, hows it going?
Mark aka Guy 2: Stop calling me Owen bro, I only sucked cock once, i was just trying it out
Guy 1: Yeah sure, Owen

by YaBoiCooper April 15, 2019

Owen

A Canadian male who seems really chill, I guess.

He gets salty when people say he suck at league. I'm yet to experience it.

great singer :^) best cover of fresh prince of bel air.

"Owen, you're a feeder"

by DeltaFirexx February 22, 2017