a couple or three

A Couple or Three

A Texas sayin when there's more than two and at least three and probably more.

Used in a sentence: Hey man, how many fence posts got knocked over by that bull last night in the south pasture. Oh, I don't know, "a couple or three", I guess.

by Txsecededave October 21, 2014

had a couple

adj. To have consumed more than one alcoholic drink.

(also see "had a few.")

Wife: Have you been drinking?
Me: I've had a couple.

by Burper1957 August 29, 2014

Lounge Couple

A university couple which spends all of it's time in the coed lounge. Usually accompanied by a large amount of unneccesary PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Occasionally deemed a "velcro" couple for their incessant need to be touching.

The lounge couples are taking over the couches in here.

by Stephanie_ January 31, 2009

Perfect Couple

Niccy and Matthew. Easily the most perfect couple ever. You can only dream to have a relationship like theirs. They love each other with every fiber of their being. These two will be together forever.

Goddamn I wish I had a relationship like theirs. They're the perfect couple.

by niccyandmatt4ever June 26, 2009

Couples Skate

A sexual act of covering a female partner in cooking oil (corn, vegetable, or olive) before rapidly penetrating vagina and anus in an alternating sequence. Alternatively a strap-on can be used to achieve a simultaneous penetration of both orifices.

Robby finally talked Jennifer into trying to Couples Skate.

by CaptainTed February 3, 2010

couple esp

When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.

We're so cute...we have couple esp.

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

Couple Tees

The gentle art of matching identical clothes with a significant other (especially t-shirts).

It is not uncommon to see entire matching outfits, including shoes and accessories. Occasionally entire families and done up head to toe in matching outfits.

Most commonly seen in East Asian countries, but there have been sightings of such airbrushed classiness on the U.S. Gulf Coast.

"On the beach I saw lots of couple tees today."

"Oh my God, are those three guys wearing couple swimming trunks?"

by gdolezal February 16, 2009