issues hog

That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.

Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.

by gettingignorant June 20, 2021

stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you would hate your stepdad

"Dude, I got stepdad issues with the media." "Yeah I hate it too"

by YoureDumbCantYouSee August 6, 2015

Skill issue

Skill issue is a word used whenever someone is awful at something you, yourself are better at.

"Michał has such a fucking skill issue, bro couldn't even close a door"
"He can't hit shit lmfao"

by CummanderDuck June 14, 2022

Rizz Issue

Similar to the term “skill issue” but the person has trouble getting people of the same or opposite gender. But, this is a big exception for people who choose to have no rizz

Person 1: Look at that girl! She has a Rizz Issue! XD
Person 2: No she doesn’t!
Person 1: What do you mean? She definitely does, I’ve never seen her with a girl/guy
Person 2: No ma’m, she CHOSE to have no rizz
Person 1: Wait what
Person 3: Yeah, she’s AroAce
Person 1: Oooh…

by Beenoitz January 17, 2023

proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.

My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.

by landbaby1 November 1, 2013

issue wise

When an addict is in the mode of tryin to get a fix.

Feening for their drug of choice.

Don't try talkin to Daniel today, cuz he's "issue wise".

Q:Whats Brenda's Problem today?
A: -- she's "issue wise".

by BayBayBay March 27, 2009

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

i hate having dish issues

by Sexydimma September 23, 2016