krunker bunker

A secluded spot: in the corner of a room, a turned desk so the teacher can't see your screen, or a cinder block trench next to a cafe. It formulates whenever you don't want to get caught slacking off. Originally synthesized for the purpose of Krunker.io—however it has spread throughout the digital and physical world, giving life to games and media which spiked in popularity.

It is said that a true krunky monk can always find the krunky bunk.

Phillip: (goes under a desk) Don't worry, I'm still working
Andres: Hop off the krunker bunker

by ahyplek2 May 4, 2025

bunker hot

A so-so looking girl who appears much hotter because there are no other women around to compare her to.

"We're two dudes trapped in this shelter and that one chick is wicked hot... "

"No dude, she's just bunker hot."

i.e., the girl from Sons of Guns

by emmaleen September 21, 2013

2 Man Bunker

When two guys insert their dicks inside each other assholes at the SAME time.

They did a 2 man bunker last night.

by BonnerFart November 11, 2025

Italy's bunker

When your having sex with a girl and you put cooked spaghetti noodles in her ass and her pussy while drenching her tits in pasta sauce

Jack: Me and my girlfriend went to Italy's bunker last night.
John: Stop telling me about your sex life. It makes me uncomfortable.

by Cunt_bucket July 30, 2018

Bunker

What the Scottish call the kitchen counter

I left my glass on the kitchen bunker

by Larazander March 27, 2020

Bunker Job

A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.

I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.

by Bunker Job July 20, 2014

Bunker money

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.

Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.

by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024