social status

Where you fall on the social class ladder. Determined by occupation, wealth, net worth, dress and manners.

Can be divided into different segments such as homeless all the way up to upscale/rich.

What's your social status?

by Atotrf February 13, 2008

Baller Status

someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have...

Lebron James is 22 and is riding on baller status, he is the clevland cavaliers and owns everything

by clarence thomas June 11, 2006

mandingo status

Any man who is packin mad meat, in other words has a huge dick, usually 12 inches and up.

Oh shit, there goes that black dude strait from africa, you kno hes mandingo status fo sho

by S.E.G. killa C-4 January 25, 2007

Status Upvague

A Facebook status update that is extremely vague and designed to solicit comments from people seeking clarification.

The noun that results from the verb "Vaguebooking".

Person A: "Yo did you see Rod Johnson's recent status update?"

Person B: "Yeah nobody can figure out what he's talking about. He's not being very specific. It's a total Status Upvague."

Person A: "Word. I should post a comment seeking clarification."

Person B: "Don't do it man. That's exactly what he wants."

by Brian Dubya Oh February 20, 2010

status stalker

An individual who obsessively "likes" and comments on the Facebook statuses of certain members of their friendslist, no matter how mundane or lame the status update might be. They often employ empty flattery or praise, smiley emoticons, and weak jokes, all in an effort to curry favor with the other person--or, in the case of male status stalkers, as an attempt to get into a girl's pants.

Will's become a status stalker in a powerfully lame attempt to score some tail.

by sappyscurry May 14, 2010

Shank Status

Getting so fucked up that you can't tell the difference between 5's and 10's.

Yo i got so Shank Status last night that i hooked up with girls that were 5 and below

by Shawshank Redemption April 3, 2013

weak status

Being weak, lame, total failure. The status of being weak. Weak status is like hitting rock bottom, the lowest level, being weak at life 24/7.

*Hector passes bong to rudy*
Rudy: Cough, cough, cough dayum son that shit has me fucked up of one hit.
Hector: WTF man that was only stress I haven't even brought out the kush, rudy you're officialy at weak status now.

by King Cobra X May 7, 2009