jab

a girl who goes by the name gloria who has unique fashion and a good sense of humor.

“omg did you see that jab over there?”
“oh, you mean gloria?”

by C0rmaq November 28, 2021

lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023

chicken jab

specialty by wuskin

max won on retro , she's getting the chicken jab tonight

by heaAddict April 17, 2024

Jolly-Jabbed

Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.

Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.

by MathPlus January 7, 2022

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019

Jabbing

It is the action of jerking off into you hands and rubbing it on as after shave to attract your next jab

If your shaving you should be jabbing

by Rogèrio July 31, 2022

jabs

jack ass bullshit

that boy is jabs

by qwertytrewq6329746 March 31, 2021