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Jake

That free character that you get in subway surfers, no one likes him except for Yutani and subway surfer tiktok has decided to cancel him
Person 1: bruh this Jake guy is annoying af
#canceljake2020
by Suckurmummmmmmmm July 22, 2020
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Jake

jake has a big pp
by sexyballs69420 March 25, 2021
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Jake

a very loveable boy that you can’t get enough of, he’s very handsome, hot, sexy etc and can always make your day. He has a great sense of humour and can make you laugh at anything he says. He can turn anything into a joke and make it funny. He’s the best person you’ll ever meet and he will always have a special place in your heart. He always knows how to treat his girl right.
Brydie: gosh Jake is so amazing..
by Dadoofty March 20, 2018
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Jake

Jake is an extremely kind, genuine guy with the best intentions for all of his friends and girls in his life. He is loyal, trustworthy and has the utmost respect for woman and knows how to make a girl smile. Jake has nice blue eyes with light brown hair with a smile that lights up the room. He can be the most chill guy until his family, friends or girl is disrespected then he’ll give those people hell. You wouldn’t wanna mess with a Jake.
Girl 1- hey did you see that Jake guy over their giving those guys the beat down?!!

Girl 2- yeah I’d feel bad for anyone who crossed him. He always has his friends backs!
by Bigballzzzzz May 30, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023
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Jake

An aggressive young person who attempts to assert dominance over his peers by sniping them, he looks like b
Woah jake
by 97PoundRat June 17, 2020
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Jake

he's such a jake!
by lilbreadx October 25, 2019
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