morning weakness

when you wake up in the morning and the blood is like lead in your veins, the severity differs from person to person, for some it might just be hard lifting or working out right away, for others it makes it impossible to stand, button your jeans, or even pull the cap off of toothpaste.

Jim: "Wanna go lift today?"
John: "Sure, but I'm only gonna be able to do half my normal weight for the first 30 minutes"
Jim: "Why?"
John: "Morning weakness is a bitch"

by OhThatsNasty July 17, 2015

Weak Milly

A slapp on the ass of dunk in basketball where the player jumps up arms a blaze and swings em in a circular motion like a dick windmill trying to dunk, but the attempt is that of a 2-inch penis little girl and is just pathetic.

A weak ass dunk performed to amaze the crowd, at how fucking shit you are.

Man 1: Did you see that guy perform a weak milly during all star weekend?
Man 2: The Fucks a weak milly?
Man 3: Suck my dick and call me daddy, that move got him 3 points from 3 judges.

by Wak Milee February 22, 2020

Weak-digit

a finger with a low-threshold for heat/pain

I wonder if they have java jackets, for the weak-digit ones among us?

by Sojonym July 19, 2016

Weak Top

A gay terminology referencing, Submissive tops. A top that likes giving but being submissive

weak top is opposite of power bottom

by 44Clover44 March 03, 2023

weak meek

when you sip smirnoff and hate to have a good time

dude stop being a weak meek and start crushing some cans

by Marvin k mooney 14 November 08, 2021

Weak Move

When a guy or girl does or says something that only a pussy ass would do or say.

ME: Aye bro, you wanna lift after school
HIM: Nah Imma just play basketball
ME: We been playing basketball all week, time to get some weights in.
HIM: Nah I don't really like bench press anyways, I just do push ups.
ME: Weak Move

by Oxford 90 August 28, 2018

Weak Sauce

Taking the weakest option available.

The old man had the chance to become an urban legend by buying a hairbrush and lube at the store. Instead he went through the self service section, the weak sauce prick.

by Tips Graveyard February 10, 2019