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Bitches

Differing from the adjective, bitches (the noun) are one or more females whose sole quality is that they command no respect whatsoever. In essence, bitches are a lesser class of woman.

"If a bitch falls, no one hears her."
Bitches are most often found in their natural habitat--da club. Usually you can classify women as part of this group if:
1) They own a pair of shorts that say "Juicy" on the butt and they wear these out in public.
2) They constantly sound like they are chewing gum when they talk, even if they are not actually chewing gum.

3) Go clubbing more than 4 times a week.

4) Have a pouch full of glitter, or for some reason always have glitter on their body.
5) End a night of clubbing by sobbing in public places about how no one wants them.
by chungdoo June 17, 2015
mugGet the Bitchesmug.

Bitch

1."That bitch is so cute"
2. "My sister who had to many bfs at the same time"
by BOSSMAN_KING12 January 7, 2023
mugGet the Bitchmug.

bitch

To be completely rude all the time...if you actually are a bitch then you will probably admit it.
"Hey girl"
Shut the fuck up...
"God your a bitch"
Yea I know...at least I admit it...
by ifeellikeamonster December 28, 2014
mugGet the bitchmug.

Bitch

You
You are a bitch
by 💁🏻‍♂️🤫 April 4, 2019
mugGet the Bitchmug.

Bitch

It’s a female dog. And as you know, dogs are the cutest a things alive. So if someone calls you a bitch, say: “Fuck yes I am”
by just a kid i guess September 11, 2018
mugGet the Bitchmug.

Bitch

A bitch is a being. Bitches smell like ninja turtles and they have rat mustaches. This being might seem intelligent at first, but when you get to know them, they are little shits. This being is also ugly and has hearing loss.
The ugly boy wearing a red champion hoodie is a bitch.
by Arnold395933 May 21, 2020
mugGet the Bitchmug.

Bitches

What you will never have.
by B@nanas June 19, 2022
mugGet the Bitchesmug.

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