Taco Blocked

When your most sober buddy refuses to take the group to Taco Bell at 2:00am after a night of hard drinking.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive anywhere, and John's car is in the driveway. Why won't he drive us to Taco Bell?

Yeah, we got Taco Blocked.

by Kelly, Brian December 26, 2008

Taco toast

When two women (generally lesbians) rub their vaginas together to achieve sexual climax. Formerly referred to as "scissoring". (Taco toasting when used as a verb)

Hey gurl, after we climax using vibrators let's taco toast to celebrate!

by taco Tuesday April 24, 2015

marketing tacos

When a girl walks around with the zipper of her pants pulled down. This is the female equivalent of selling hotdogs.

Ania didn't know why Jason kept staring at her pants until she looked down and realized that she was marketing tacos.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

Fishtown Taco

Taking a deuce in a snatch hole while diddling with a U-lock

those girls had a fourpack of fishtown tacos with their PBR and half-bats

by Pirate Phil September 15, 2010

Stuffing the Taco

Another term for masturbation. Mostly only used when referring to female masturbation.

Morgan was stuffing the taco while watching Chris Evans in Avengers.

by Mike Ooch October 28, 2022

whole taco

The act of licking a the entire females crack from the top of her ass, underneath and up to the top of her vagina.

Dude that chick is so hot I would lick her whole taco!

by Aladeen Mothafuckah September 12, 2016

taco goblin

Another word for a Mexican would be 'Taco Goblin'

"Fucking Taco Goblins took our jobs!"

by asop March 29, 2018