Sniper Moment

Sniper Moment:
a moment when you really wish you had a sniper becuase theres something you would love to shoot but its just to far away to throw something at.

:omg look at that seagull
:this is a sniper moment!

by stuiel May 14, 2009

cunt sniper

Person/Persons who, using a chosen vantage point, observe women, usually in pubs/clubs, waiting for an opportune moment to "chat them up" or "go in for the kill", as some have called it.

Sometimes called 'Pussy Sniper'

(John & Adam observing David)

John: He gets so many women, how does he do it?

Adam: He's a 'Cunt Sniper'. He waits for an opportunity, then goes in for the kill.

by Todorov2 February 7, 2010

paintball sniper

non existant person who thinks they can snipe out people with a paintball gun that cost alot more than it should have. a paintball gun will never be a sniper due to all the conditions that take effect into the way the ball travels and how accurate it is such as air moisture pressure going into the gun and temperature

dude did that paintball sniper shoot you?

whats a paintball sniper?

i have no idea i heard someone say it on the field so i thought id sound intelligent if i mentioned it.

by punx 4 lyfe July 5, 2006

Sniper shit

When having to take a large, potentially smelly shit, the act of using another person's bathroom to drop a deuce, which prevents bad smells in your own Works best in a dorm, frat house, or small apartment setting. Usually done covertly, like a sniper, so one is not caught before, during, or after the act.

Past tense: Sniper shat

After eating JT's Mexican food, I decided to sniper shit in the 4th floor bathroom.

by MikePKP February 25, 2005

wall sniper

Someone you are friends with on Facebook that only posts things that are negative on controversial topics but never posts anything on positive status updates. You can always count on them to get things heated.

You Facebook update says: This weather pattern is so weird. North Carolina getting more snow than Wisconsin???

Your Facebook wall sniper comment: Yeah, so much for that stupid Global Warming crap. Such a load.

by girlonthelake January 27, 2010

jonny sniper

Same as bunny boiler really.... basically a needy, emotionally unstable, pretty much crazy bird who'll go to extremes to keep you in a relationship.

The phrase refers to the girl putting holes in your condoms in order to get herself pregnant to keep you tied down.

That bitch is crazy. She's a jonny sniper.

by _J@Y_ December 19, 2007

Sniper Pussy

A kid who plays a shooter video game and uses a sniper the whole time and makes his team win by not being man enough to leave the saftey of a building half way across the map.

Any one with a PTRS on Call of Duty World at War.

Kid playing CoD using a sub-machine gun- DAMNIT I got killed by the freakin' sniper pussy again!!

by demerzy February 23, 2009