dark pump

A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.

Man, I was carbo-loading last night because she was giving me a dark pump.

by SurveyApe August 12, 2017

penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)

1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping

by Mr.Ection August 05, 2021

Pumping Lemma

The joke child of computer science.

Without the pumping lemma, Western civilization would have crumbled years ago.

by CS Realist April 29, 2013

Tranny Pump

A term used by cryptocurrency traders to describe a significant increase in the value of a digital token investment that will result in enough money being made to fund a trip to Thailand with fellow Baghunter degenerates where everyone has sex with transsexuals.

Time’s running out to invest, the Energy Web Token ($EWT) is about to do a tranny pump.

by Pano Crypto January 08, 2021

Pumped on the bunny

To take on an exciting and daunting adventure that is outside your comfort zone.

I really getting pumped on the bunny about bungee jumping for the first time.

by Bunny Man 123 September 06, 2019

pump and stroke

When a man gets on all fours and a woman or significant other sticks their finger in your rectal cavity while jerking you off from behind

I was leaving the bar with my homies got home and the next thing I know she broke me off with the old pump and stroke

by 74Batman1987 May 30, 2017

Pumping Curd

Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.

Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017