pumping the pooch

Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.

"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"

by IIzPigeon May 26, 2017

pump and stroke

When a man gets on all fours and a woman or significant other sticks their finger in your rectal cavity while jerking you off from behind

I was leaving the bar with my homies got home and the next thing I know she broke me off with the old pump and stroke

by 74Batman1987 May 30, 2017

penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)

1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping

by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021

Fuck Pump

A slang word for penis.

I went over to her place and she sucked on my fuck pump all night.

by FatherMurder January 2, 2023

dark pump

A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.

Man, I was carbo-loading last night because she was giving me a dark pump.

by SurveyApe August 11, 2017

Jelly pump

An ass and or anus

Look at that jelly pump

by Beef soap August 31, 2017

Pumping Loads

When a guy cums inside a girls pussy multiple times and doesn’t stop. Pumps the pussy full of cum loads.

Guy: Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night, and I was pumping loads inside of her.
Friend: Nice dude!

by Tigers09 March 20, 2022