mom

a bitch who calls your name but has nothing to say. that bitch also tells you what to do. she is made of money but wont give you a penny.

mom: JOHN!
john: WHAT?
mom: ...

by definitely_not_Jiana March 11, 2022

Mom

A care taker that give you love and affection

I love you says mom

by Zmg1245 August 4, 2019

Mom

the woman who emotionally abused me my whole life.

Mom: "I'm the only person who could ever love you" "You're so unlovable"

by people are hot k bye December 11, 2020

Mom

Made
Of
Money

(mom) What do you think I'm made of money, (son) Well isn't that what mom stands for?

by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022

Mom

GAY

YOURE MOM GAY AND UR DAD LES
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by joemamaifgay November 1, 2019

Ur mom mom

a mom that says and laughs at ur mom jokes

Kid: ugh no one in this world is smart
ur mom mom: ur mom is

by ZlatBurger November 15, 2021

mom

a mom is a hoe. or your mother

Child: god girl you are such a mom

Child 2 : i dont have kids.

Child: i mean your a hoe

Child 2: god go fuck yourself mom

by lakdjflakjeskrajls;dkcj l;akal ;kscfjl;akse May 23, 2008