Jizz & Split

An awsome nickname for the gas station Kum & Go. Also known as Ejaculate & Evacuate.

-Dude, lets go to Jizz & Split...I need to get some gas.

-No man, it's called Ejaculate & Evacuate.

by Lelegirll March 15, 2009

Jizz Wand

The act of a man blowing his load while simultaneously flailing his penis, like a magic wand, all over someones face

After her first time anal, i whipped my meat-lance out of her butt and showered her with my Jizz Wand.

by Ant Beniquez August 20, 2009

beer jizz

that foam that sprays out the top of your beer can after its been shaken too much. it covers the top and is just nasty to get on you

aww man, noah spilled that nasty beer jizz on me...i'm gonna smell like beer for a week

by samuel colt September 1, 2009

shotgun jizz

When a concentrated large amount of semen explodes from the tip of the penis, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.

If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.

After Brian returned from the dance and promptly masturbated, he shotgun jizzed all over his own face.

by machisimobadass January 21, 2010

Jizz slinger

A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.

1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."

by DoBoDaBo June 2, 2009

jizz lolly

1. A Euphemism for a Jizzing Cock

2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)

1. Stace: I fancy an ice cream
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly

2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?

Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.

by Apedanger May 26, 2008

Jizz Pump

an organ that surrounds the urethra of males at the base of the bladder, comprising a muscular portion, which controls the release of urine, and a glandular portion, which secretes an alkaline fluid that makes up part of the semen and enhances the motility and fertility of sperm.

my jizz pump was hurtin because I skeeted so hard on that bitch

by CC3631 January 17, 2009