apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017

Purple Headed Custard Spitter

Alternative name for a penis

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter

by BigVern December 8, 2010

Poo Poo Splatter

Another version of the Shotgun Shittys; but the recipient receives the coronovirus from a thoughtless trip to the local Chinese Buffet during another viral pandemic from the asian continent. All dog meat products produced for human consumption are tainted as to strike the hi-fi, large consuming, thick wasted dumb round eye.

Oh shit, I fucked up... I went to a Chinese buffet and contracted the coronovirus. Left there with poo poo splatter.

by Shotgun Shitter January 26, 2020

cunt splatter

A massive explosionn of vaginal juices

While fingering Erika, her cunt splatter went all over the walls.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

SplatterPacks

When one shits soft stool into their underwear; only to sit down and it squirts out the sides of the leg holes making a "squish" noise.

Brian: What was that sound?

Nate: I just had splatterpacks on deck.

by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008

splatterbutt

The wet, splattered butt you are left with after a high velocity oatmeal type dump. This is often the result of eating a lot after a long drinking binge. Most often splatterbutt sessions are followed by a shower and a serious scrubbing except in the case of college freshman.

After the kegger the other night we went and killed a couple of jalpeno meat lover pizzas. I spent the whole morning with splatterbutt and had to shower four times.

by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

splinter

A fucking sharp piece of shit that hurts so bad

i got a splinter in my ass

by eastgod November 29, 2018