sniper's elbow

The flaking genitalia of an unwashed female.
Dick: "fuckin' hell Harry you mucky sod, tell me you didnt end up shaggin' that mingin' old horrorshow you pulled last night?"

Harry: "mate- soon as i caught a whiff of that battered old sniper's elbow, I was out of there like shit off a shovel!"
by whitelegs August 16, 2011
Get the sniper's elbow mug.

Chat Sniper

When one enters a chat room and watches for idiots, then, when the opportunity arises, tosses in a biting comment at very random times to humiliate the idiot.
So, I'm watching this guy Driss in chat, and he completely lied 5 minutes ago by stating something totally contradictory, so, I became a Chat Sniper and made fun of him.
by Unsurreality April 08, 2010
Get the Chat Sniper mug.

paintball sniper

non existant person who thinks they can snipe out people with a paintball gun that cost alot more than it should have. a paintball gun will never be a sniper due to all the conditions that take effect into the way the ball travels and how accurate it is such as air moisture pressure going into the gun and temperature
dude did that paintball sniper shoot you?

whats a paintball sniper?

i have no idea i heard someone say it on the field so i thought id sound intelligent if i mentioned it.
by punx 4 lyfe July 05, 2006
Get the paintball sniper mug.

Sniper shit

When having to take a large, potentially smelly shit, the act of using another person's bathroom to drop a deuce, which prevents bad smells in your own Works best in a dorm, frat house, or small apartment setting. Usually done covertly, like a sniper, so one is not caught before, during, or after the act.

Past tense: Sniper shat
After eating JT's Mexican food, I decided to sniper shit in the 4th floor bathroom.
by MikePKP February 25, 2005
Get the Sniper shit mug.

wall sniper

Someone you are friends with on Facebook that only posts things that are negative on controversial topics but never posts anything on positive status updates. You can always count on them to get things heated.
You Facebook update says: This weather pattern is so weird. North Carolina getting more snow than Wisconsin???

Your Facebook wall sniper comment: Yeah, so much for that stupid Global Warming crap. Such a load.
by girlonthelake January 28, 2010
Get the wall sniper mug.

jonny sniper

Same as bunny boiler really.... basically a needy, emotionally unstable, pretty much crazy bird who'll go to extremes to keep you in a relationship.

The phrase refers to the girl putting holes in your condoms in order to get herself pregnant to keep you tied down.

That bitch is crazy. She's a jonny sniper.
by _J@Y_ November 19, 2007
Get the jonny sniper mug.

Sniper Pussy

A kid who plays a shooter video game and uses a sniper the whole time and makes his team win by not being man enough to leave the saftey of a building half way across the map.
Any one with a PTRS on Call of Duty World at War.

Kid playing CoD using a sub-machine gun- DAMNIT I got killed by the freakin' sniper pussy again!!
by demerzy February 23, 2009
Get the Sniper Pussy mug.