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hot smoker

A hot chick who you would totally date/hookup with/bang if it wasn't for the fact that she smokes. This girl is usually in high school, but some are also in college.
Dude 1: Hey you see that hot girl over there?
Dude 2: Yeah she's banging. I should probably use some of my sweet talk skills.
Dude 1: That's not a good idea. I wouldn't ask her out.
Dude 2: Why wouldn't you?
Dude 1: Because she smokes. She's what you call a hot smoker.
Dude 2: Well that's a real shame. Smoking is really gross.
by Frozone July 13, 2012
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rectum smoker

An individual that expresses their affections and/or insecurities by sucking an asshole so hard there may as well be an ounce worth of chronic smoke inside the receiver's rectum
Duuuuude, you won't believe this shit. That lizard in the alley you guys were too good to pound last night turned out to be an elite rectum smoker!
by drcaligula December 1, 2011
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Jank Smoker

A person who smokes for the butts of cigarettes. Purposely goes and looks for them by trash cans or smoke pits.
Brendan is such a jank smoker. He's outside picking through the ashtray for butts.
by kanadajesse October 25, 2020
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wet smoker

someone who primarily smokes cigarettes after drinking.
"Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."
by honestpooper November 15, 2021
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cock smoker

a person either male or female (or somewhere in between) that loves the cock
by ??? July 14, 2003
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smokers etiquette

the rules for such forms, manners, and ceremonies
i.e: smoking a cig or a bowl.
guy: "dont blow smoke into my face."
chick: "shit, sorry"
guy: "you need to learn some smokers edicate."

OR

*girl gives pipe to her boyfriend..boyfriend looks at pipe**

boyfriend: "why dont you cash the bowl? your supposed to suck it through."
girl: "why"
boyfriend: "bcuz its smokers etiquette. and it preps the bowl for the next person..thats why."
by taylor dgaf May 9, 2011
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bum smoker

Somebody that cannot afford their own ciggies and releaves their nicoteen adiction off other's smokes.
"man that lowie keeps staunchin ma fags"
"I know bro shez such a bum smoker"
by P Biddy July 4, 2008
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