smelly door

When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.

Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"

by Bookerton January 7, 2018

Smelly Hutchinson

When nasal hair from one nostril strangles your throat while the other nostril hair pulls on your penis

A good way to clear a cold is to have a smelly Hutchinson

by Stiffany85 September 10, 2018

Smelly Dengus

A totally tubular tall sexy lightskin that scooters

"Will you please eat my ass you SMELLY DENGUS"

by Thee smelly dengus August 13, 2017

smelly choker

When you put a girls worn knickers inside her vaginal cavity remove them and stick them in her mouth and choke her on them.

My colleague Phil have Jess a smelly choker.

by Bigphil1 May 24, 2019

Small Smelly

A variation on the word Big Smelly
Can be used to bully people for being a Big Smelly and being short.

Person 1: You're a Small Smelly.
Person 2: Wow! That's so rude!

by Kapro April 18, 2020

Smelly Dish

The phrase refers to female genitalia that is less than sanitary.

johnrocky: i want ur hot smelly dish

by AnonBlazer October 3, 2010

smelly arse

Ones bum or gearbox smelling like the underneath of your watch!

Oh Christ, I just bent down to pick some clothes off the floor, when bang! I caught a blast of my smelly arse, better get in the shower mate!!

by D I Reagan November 23, 2013