skeet

Male ejaculate discharged at such monumental velocity as to possibly shatter clay pottery or stoneware.

"I woke up just about to skeet the sheets, but I really wish I could have video taped that dream for rewinds." Or, "When I saw that new girl in class, I almost skeet myself!"

by emon xie August 04, 2005

skeet

Skeet can either mean..Cum, Semen, Splurge..cummy cum cum. Or it can mean..Like, an orgasam, the point of orgasaming...AHHHHHH SKEET!!!

Awww shit girl...turn around, i'm bout to skeet skeet.

by Skeeta February 17, 2005

skeet

What a fly honey causes her man to do...

"Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open;
skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean"

Ying Yang Twins

by E-Dogg February 09, 2004

skeet

To jack off. Derives from a shooting game in which you say,"Pull" and then shoot.When we all know that you actually pull and then shoot diferent stuff!

That guy skeeted all over her face'and she looks like a freak

by Spyke September 28, 2004

Skeet

1. To ejaculte; cum

2. Cigarette

3. The act of smoking

1. Skeet skeet skeet like a water hose.

2. "Ay, hook me up with some skeets."

3. "Nigguh', gimme one of yo' biggs so we can skeet outside."

by Simon Auby October 12, 2006

skeet

To brick on a young womans face, or other degrating area. Like skeet shooting, To pull and shoot.

Hey gary, I skeeted on your sisters face last night! She McLoved it!

by Gary Wang August 21, 2007

skeet

- to jizz

why do i need an example?
example: TO JIZZ

by c+r music factory June 24, 2004