The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.
by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013

He busted out the hulsey shuffle and all hell broke loose.
Damn dog you just got Hulsey Shuffled!
The Hulsey Shuffle ended WWIII
Damn dog you just got Hulsey Shuffled!
The Hulsey Shuffle ended WWIII
by JDawggie September 20, 2010

When fat Middle Eastern men walk around in public, usually in groups of 3 and clothed with tight soccer pants and puma shoes. They are often seen exiting a brand new Mustang, Challenger, Camaro, or Fx35.
by crackcocainmofo December 13, 2014

An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
by OotzOotz February 18, 2010

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass
by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009

A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.
by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009

by Vape69Lord February 8, 2022
