The Shuman

The opposite of the shocker. Two in the butt one in the front.

The shocker wasn't getting a rise out of my girl so I decided to give her "the Shuman"

by Esteban Shumenator December 1, 2022

south Sudan

hell on earth or literally armed to the teeth

dude this is one big south sudan

by leben man May 7, 2023

Skander Soudani

Very goony type of person. He is a very funny person who brings lots of fun to the table. Despite his overly goofy personality, he is still known for being an unknown rizzler with the huzz at their knees for him.

I wish I could be as rizzy as Skander Soudani, he's such a rizzler.

by TalkingBen21 November 27, 2024

South Sudan Strawberry Yogurt

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.

Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?

by seachips January 11, 2025

Southern Sudan Simba

Having a girl take a shit, then not wipe her butthole. Then she sits on your face with her hole placed perfectly in the middle of your forehead as you eat her pussy.

Hey Josephine, you tryna go back to the crib and give me a little Southern Sudan Simba.

by fellerseller March 14, 2025

The Sudanese Glazing

1. Being so proud of the fecal monster you have just unloaded, you decide to have a wank on top of the steaming mess.
Also
2. Someone that is so smug & into themselves, they would wank over their own shit.

1. My god, I just birthed the biggest mud-monkey in the toilet I decided to give it The Sudanese Glazing.

2. There's a guy that works in my office that is so into himself. He is beyond smelling his own farts, he performs The Sudanese Glazing after his short black every morning.

by anonymous April 15, 2025

The Black Sudan

A common vehicle used to fool people into thinking the car is their "uber driver" and kidnapping them.

Investigator: Alright tell me the story again.
Victim: Im scared man im really scared..... I-I--I got in The Black Sudan and h-he said h-hh-he was my uber drive b-but the next thing im know Im in an abandoned warehouse in the middle of the woods all chained up!

by JojoCreeperChungus100WholsomeF May 11, 2020