Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.

Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!

by Assman329 July 26, 2024

Sleading

Falling asleep while reading.

He sat a the table, book in hand, sleading. Must have been a scintillating story.

by Kickarse Paula July 28, 2024

Shroading

When you have uncontrollable bowel issues and have to shit on the side road.

Those tacos are burning through me. Pull over so I can shroad before I shit on your seat. I had to shit so bad I ended up shroading right outside Roswell New Mexico.

by Shroad Warrior August 14, 2024

Shearing

Two men rubbing there anuses together.

Similar to scissoring for lesbians

Mike and barry are into shearing.
Shearing can spread infections through anus to anus contact

by Frigatefurious December 17, 2024

Shearing

Lgbt term for two men rubbing anuses together.
Similar to lesbians scissoring.

Gary and Barry love shearing.
Warning shearing can spread infection through anus to anus contact.

by Frigatefurious December 17, 2024

Shredding on my electric guitar

This terminology is referred to those who are shredding on their electric guitar in the basement. Such individuals are considered the coolest people on earth. Just imagine your friend comes over to your house, just to head to the basement to shred his electric guitar. Thats radical man.

A: yo bro welcome to my house bro
B: sorry man ima be on my own, shredding on my electric guitar in the basement brah
A: whoa so cool

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Shading

Being clever, witty, silly and fun when getting into an awkward situation, meeting a new person or boss, or presenting a project or group activity.

I see you’ve been shading your way through those group presentations!

Man I wasn’t sure how you would do meeting the new VP of sales but you really shaded your way through that.

by Doylesuckseggs May 14, 2025