senior citizens

i'm a senior citizen i can't drive for my life. oh wait there's somebody behind me why don't i just cut them off cause i earned my drivers license all of 6 million years ago and i can barely see over the dash board.

get out of my way you gosh darn hoodlums. ups there's nobody behind behind me or at least i can't see tem cause i'm blind. here i go!!!!!

by dubya January 22, 2004

senior citizen

A class of people who hold the wisdom of the world. They are often seen giving advice to idiot kids who always refuse to follow it and then end up falling on their faces before the figure out that with age comes a bit of wisdom.

The senior citizen told the teen to pull up his belt and stop showing your nasty booty, or you'll never get a job.

by Rhumba Girl September 13, 2010

senioritis

illness that generally strikes high school seniors; some symptoms of this illness include procrastination, laziness, excessive absences and tardies, skipping class, a change in normal attire, (ex. over use of extremely casual friday), senior pranks and multiple, multiple senior skip days. the only known cure for this bizarre illness is graduation.

why aren't you in school today?

bad case of senioritis..

by wnhogan December 18, 2008

Super Senior

A person who has been attending high school for 5 or more years, like Jak Thompson

Why is he still here? Didn't he graduate last year?

Yes, he is a super senior. He gets to do it all over again

by insanepolarbear December 9, 2009

Senior 15

A sister phrase to the popular "Freshman 15" that refers to how fat Senior girls get due to excessive partying and beer drinking during their final year in college.

Guy #1: That Holly girl used to be hot right, what happened to her? - Guy #2: She let herself go and gained her senior 15 like a fat slob, what a shame.

by Kiva May 11, 2006

Senior

By far, probably one of the best year out of all four.
Pretty exciting, everyone wants to be you, full of great
memories

Class of 2009 seniors is taking over the world!

by Jazminfggo January 14, 2009

senioritis

When we reach senior year, we just don't give a damn anymore. it's over. we're better than EVERYONE, including the school's staff. We're unbeatable and immortal until August when we become freshmen again.

-You and 26 of your closest friends pile into a girls' purple hand-me-down minivan, stop at another friends house, steal alcohol and proceed to your basement to play beer pong and take shots. All before 11:30 am.

-"Wait, where is this cafeteria you speak of? is it anywhere near McDonald's?"

-"How do you cure Senioritis?!"

"Not sure man, hit this L while we ponder that thought."

by vivishayurbnbn January 8, 2009