Seagal Staredown

The act of attempting to instill fear into someones mind by sharply turning your head only and staring into their eyes with a sharp look, only to fail due to not being threatening or deadly in anyway. Usually attempted by fat, overweight people, or by a man by the name of Johnathan Diaz.

Reference to Steven Seagals film cover of "Today You Die"

"I bumped into someone earlier and he tried to give me the Seagal Staredown. Was I supposed to feel threatened?"

by crimsonchin27 April 17, 2011

mechanical seahorse

As you're fucking your special someone...the man begins to do the "white boy can't dance" move while inserting his penis into her vagina.

PJ was doing the mechanical seahorse while screwing Luke up the ass.

by Katiefdgjgdh March 5, 2007

Screaming Seagull

When you're fucking your girl on the beach, and you pull your dick out, stick it in the sand and stuff it back in.

Did you hear her get that screaming seagull last night? Wow.

by Lemondropshotxo September 15, 2016

seahorse

1. a species of aquatic animal, especially one that is so beautiful and cute
2. an aquatic animal that looks good on blankets, towels, little bags, etc..

Usage:
I love the seahorses, they're so beautiful and cute. I love 'em

Seahorses. Forever.

by T-roy Jaankins April 12, 2011

a flock of seagulls

well known for their bizarrely teased haircuts A Flock of seagulls formed in the 1980s by Mike Score (lead vocals, keyboards)his brother Ali (drums), Frank Maudsley (bass)Paul Reynolds (guitarist).They made hits like I ran (so far away),space age love song and wishing.There album story of a young heart failed to produce any hit singles later the band broke mike score made a new line up for a flock of seagulls and they are still touring.

I think the best AFOS songs are "The Traveller","Electrics" and "Space age love song"

by Flock Fan April 29, 2005

The Seashell

When in the act of intercourse one pulls their dick out and sticks it in their partner's ear. Once accomplished, the inserter should ask:, "Do you hear that?"

Do you hear that? No? Well you should hear the fuckin ocean, it's the seashell you fuckin deaf whore!

by Peter Billings September 22, 2006

Seagro

A resident of Seattle. Used often by those who think "Seattle-ite" is too many syllables and cacaphonous.

1. As a greeting to a group: 'Sup Seagros.
2. Meeting your neighbour: Yo my Seagro.

by Moke Crunker May 15, 2005